What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
That funny moment where you do something silly...
and instead of being embarrassed or telling you to stop, they join in like
That moment when I'm listening to music with my...
sodamnrelatable: Outside I’m like: Inside I’m like:
me: *puts earphones in*
me: oh right
me: *plays music*
SIMPLICITY IS BEAUTY :): matabangutak: Ang taong... →
matabangutak: Ang taong komedyante o ang taong akala mo eh sobrang masayahin eh yun pa yung mga taong matitindi ang lungkot. Mga taong matindi rin ang hamon sa buhay. Madalas kapag malungkot ang isang tao, nagiging outlet nila ang pagpapatawa sa mga tao o kaibigan nila at kapag tumawa ang…
I love being home alone. →
tar-black-souls: the-absolute-best-gifs: I creep on the neighbors … I cry over things … I dance like nobody’s watchin’ … I go out for a drive … I do things I’m not proud of … I sit on the computer for 17 hours … I eat anything I see … I pretend to be the best dancer and singer in the world … I cry some more … And, then everyone comes home, and their like “What’d you...
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abcdefghijklmnopauline: dalecute: cheerdancer to be exact :) Frustrated dancer :D Hip-Hop Dancer here!